an email to a professor

A little background:
the subject line of this email was "I just tried to make your email address at gmail not gvsu" because she has a gvsu email address and they both start with G. This just goes to reflect how the rest of this will be going. She recently got a permanent job here which is mentioned and knowing that helps a little bit too. Basically, it's three in the morning and nothing is coherent - and I laughed so hard it had to be preserved forever. Amen! So here it is, the email that had me laughing so hard my abs hurt:

Howdy! Long time no talk. Well, the hectic week is upon us. I was wondering what you are doing tomorrow... today... (yep - 2am - right on schedual! and i'm not even up this late for school work... i need a slap on the wrist) after your classes. Did you follow that? Basically I'm asking if you would like to grab a cup o' joe after your class (that ends at 6pm right? or maybe I'm just kidding and am a bad friend and really don't know). There's a sweet coffee shop downtown called The Bitter End so it'd be closer to your home there afterward and wouldn't be too outta the way. *laughs* I just had the weirdest thought of my life of how I could be your pretend end-of-the-semester-date. *laughs some more* That's so wrong on so many levels... *laughs even harder* And it's really almost 3am so I'll laugh at just about anything. *giggles still a bit* Really what I'm asking you for is because I highly doubt I'll get to see you again before I move home unless we hang out one of these days. Oh, guess what; I'm not in any of your classes. So just kidding. But I'm still wicked stoked that 2 of my 3 favourite professors got promoted. The other (the polysci one) is leaving and makes me sad. But my favourite Spanish prof - Fabio Espitia - is the coordinator next year so I'm so excited for all of you!!! Maybe you guys can tell the hate talkers not to come onto campus anymore and say stupid stuff like gay is an acronym for "Got Aids Yet?" *shudder* So this is really super off topic and I actually just did this to Fabio in an email for his opinion if I should take french 101 or 150 next year. Sad what happens this early in the morning. The message was this long but all in spanish so I guess I'm fluent even when I'm not awake. But of course I am because I dream in Spanish! So there you go. So do you want to grab some coffee or maybe a danish tomorrow after you're done with your fun time classes forever!!!!!!!! (aka summer)? Let me know. You can call me if you'd rather. Or just email me back b/c I'll probably check it a lot tomorrow as I write my awesome ANT 204 final paper deal as a destration. I don't think I spelled that right. I'm going to go to bed now and I'm sorry for taking up so much of your time just for a cup of coffee. I'ma pay for the first cup so there! (it's only like 3 bucks... oh! i'm not supposed to tell my 'date' that... *starts laughing really hard all over again*) I'm saving this email. This is why professors do not become friends with their students. Because they get really odd at the end of the semesters and do weird things... *laughing so hard it's silent* Oh my gosh. I'm totally forwarding this to my best friend. *laughs again* My abs hurt... < and saying that makes it even funnier!

Verónika


PS - if you need a distraction next week, I'm here for ya. Just ask around midnight and around 2am you'll get a stupid reply from someone who hasn't got a clue from fried brain cells

PPS - this email was about seeing if you wanted to get a cup of coffee tomorrow after class is done; in case you missed the point in all the tangents


*begins laughing again hard enough to feel like throwing up*