I'm Rainbow fucking Randolph!

"Die - bastard son of Barney!"
*singing* "My stepdad's not mean - he's just adjusting."
"What are you, blind? It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough." (dear God I love Robin Williams)
"Are you okay?" "I don't know. I'm kind of fucked up in general, so it's kinda hard to gauge..."
"He's a pillow-biter, you know." "I wouldn't know anything about his sleeping disorders."
"Passionate yet tender. Old-fashioned but experimental."
"I've had firmer handshakes." "Please - It's small but it's fierce!"
"How could you do it with Walley the Whale?!" "There she blows!"
"Look what you've done to this place. It's all Diane Fosse. When I lived here, it was Bob Fosse. Right there, I had a big painting of a naked chick holding a little plant; very tasteful, no bush... not a picture of your fucking mother!"
*Sips coffee - grabs lip and spills* "Ow! My balls - they're on FIIIRREEE!!!"
*gets hit by an egg* "I've been shot! I'm bleeding! Somebody touched my ass!!!"
"I always had the hots for you. Wanna see my buggy bumper?"

A little Death to Smoochie ^, + veggie pizza, + cookie dough, + sparkling grape juice, + Rich Tata, + Ashley, and we have the makings of a fabulous night!!! I love Robin Williams. Him or Jim Carey... Perfect.