peeing on the seat

November 27, 2005

Okay - so here's something that irks me:

I go in the movie theater bathroom, or any public bathroom, and I find pee on the seat. Yum. Here's why: women are stupid and dont want to sit on a dirty seat. So they try to hover over the seat instead and do really badly at it and pee everywhere but in the toilet.

Now, let's examine the facts. Those seats are washed and sanatized every night. If you sit on the seat, it's only your thighs on the seat not your butt, so someone elses butt was not on that seat. And if everyone was just dang smart and simply sat on the seat, then they wouldnt be getting dirty because some stupid woman is scared that the person before her put her butt on the seat!!! Plus, it's like you eat offa your butt, so what's the big deal? It's in your pants, covered. It does not matter at all. You take a shower later anyhow, even if you did sit in something bad. Man, I've sat in a whole pee covered seat before (because someone was an iddiot and did this and didnt clean up after themselves and I didnt see it until I thought the seat was unnaturally cold) and I just wipe off my thighs and butt and pull up my pants and walk away! I shower later, I wash my pants, bingo everything's fine! Oh, yeah, and if you pee on the seat - CLEAN UP YOUR MESS!!! Gosh! Women are so friggen dirty! I'm sure, if you are a man, you have heard the dirty bathroom stories from women by now. I cannot tell you countless stories of grossness in the female bathrooms. Ladies, men are not this bad - so get your act together or I'll tell on you and no one will want to marry you! *vent, vent...* Honestly - no man will want to live with you if you pee on the seat and leave used pads on the floor... I promise. Get it together women!

Currently listening to "La Historia De Juan" by Juanes. But the My Space searcher is a wimp and cant find anything that's not in english I guess so screw it - that's what I'm listening to! :-D